Monster and Master: On the creation of Nastydramus

On the creation of Nastydramus:

Master Arcturus: I took the brain from an escapee from "Belless le Belfrey" insane asylum and a mangled demon that had lost a fight (and his head) with a sword carrying angel and the head of a morphed orangutan servant, mixing and matching while under the influence of some black mushroom ale came up with the perfect servant/confident/errand thing.

Nastydramus: Where did the slight bits of near intellectual intelligence come from?

Master Arcturus: I don’t remember all the bits I took from various leftovers, but suspect I managed to mix in some evil genus corpses to the mix.

Nastydramus: Sweet

Master Arcturus: Nasty had Marquis de Sade‛s head, and some of Sherlock Holmes brain, and part of the skulls from Dr. Frank Tesla and Professor Swine

Nastydramus: TV's frank?

Master Arcturus: Then there was the crystal that was supposed to hold the mind of Ivan da Nasty, no, Dr Frank Tesla, cousin to the guy that came up with the lightening machine. I put all the parts in a blender, added quite a bit of dark grey magic, (being too drunk to do black magic) and came up with Nastydramus’ brain.

Nastydramus: Poof. The worst of all worlds.

Master Arcturus: I originally intended to use the orangutan’s skull but got confused, easy enough when drunk, and used the brain as well and a titanium skull left over from a failed robot.