Monster and Master - Dating Chapter 2

Chapter 2
Master Arcturus: On to the Job!! So have you thought about purchasing your very own powered batwings?
Nastydramus: Do they even make them in my size?
Master Arcturus: Oh, ya, you is kinda largish we might need to go to the small size dragon wings.
Nastydramus: Tough to kill a dragon. And they're greasy. Like duck.
Master Arcturus: We don’t kill a dragon. We purchase the wings from the same dealers the dragons use. What, you thought dragons could fly naturally? They are big lizards, not natively flyers.
Nastydramus: Why purchase when you can steal?
Master Arcturus: Think about it, even the dragons buy from these guys. Think it through.
Nastydramus: I am thinking about it. The death. The carnage. The weeping and pain.. and after that, I'd die and be free
Master Arcturus: Do you want to mess with people who dragons are afraid of?
Nastydramus: Good point. I'll get some unknown to steal it.
Master Arcturus: Let me know how that works for you, preferably from somewhere far away.
Nastydramus: Besides, I wouldn't steal it from the wing sellers; I'd steal from the dragons.
Master Arcturus: Now you are talking about killing the dragons again, although it would be a small dragon for wings to fit you. You have a preference as to color?
Nastydramus: Well, puce is out, of course.
Master Arcturus: Ewww. Yes, figure out your color and I will locate a dragon for you.
Nastydramus: I'm partial to dark green, but that may clash with the slave collar.
Master Arcturus: Hopefully a sick one; healing spells are expensive.
Nastydramus: You know, for a being with amassed wealth and power, you are a skin flint.
Master Arcturus: You do not get wealth amassed by squandering it; but I paid a lot of money for you and would prefer to keep you in working condition, although I sometimes want to find the off switch for your mouth.
Nastydramus: You knew what you was gettin' when you bought me.
Master Arcturus: yah yah yah
Nastydramus: Duct tape notwithstanding.
Master Arcturus: Heh, figure out the color yet?
Nastydramus: Might as well go with red, it matches the collar.
Master Arcturus: Find your fire suit, I know the perfect little red dragon.
Nastydramus: Wait, fire? FIRE? Are you kidding me?
Master Arcturus: He has a bad sore throat so should be "relatively" easy. Ya, red dragons spit fire.
Nastydramus: ... What dragons spit gold?
Master Arcturus: none that I have found.
Nastydramus: Ice cream?
Master Arcturus: nope
Nastydramus: Gummy bears?
Master Arcturus: Although blue dragons do spew freezing hydrogen.
Nastydramus: That's better than fire.
Master Arcturus: Will freeze a Nastydramus: (that‛s you) in about 1 second
Nastydramus: ... Red dragons got them pretty yellow eyes, don't they?
Master Arcturus: yeppers
Nastydramus: I could use a new set of eyes... what can red dragons see?
Master Arcturus: infrared, ultraviolet, see the invisible and have pretty good distance vision.
Nastydramus: Hmm... not a bad combo... I'd be giving up motion vision, but that's a pain in the neck...
Master Arcturus: It‛s up to you.. I will locate any kind of dragon you want --and prep you as best as I can--after all if you can move faster it will benefit me as well..
Nastydramus: The red will have to do, if it's sick. I hate fire, though.
Master Arcturus: I have that oldish asbestos suit--it is not perfect against dragon fire, but beats the heck out of that wool suit you took from Gangsta Bob when you harvested his heart..
Nastydramus: I keep telling you, that suit has charm enchantments, and I need help with the ladies.
Master Arcturus: That is ok, but do you really want to try charm on a red dragon? If it does not work, you get your suit burned; if it does work you get your a** burned.
Nastydramus: Oh, no. Especially not a female; give me the ones that can morph to human form, sure, but a red fire breathing vicious sick dragon? Uh uh.
Master Arcturus: This one is male.
Nastydramus: ... Not... an improvement!
Master Arcturus: Ok, so it is going to be the red then?
Nastydramus: If I can harvest the eyes too.
Master Arcturus: Yes, and if you want the teeth and claws as well do you want the asbestos suit?
Nastydramus: My face won't distend enough for the teeth, but I'll take the claws. Unless you have fire rat hide, I'd better take the suit.
Master Arcturus: Ok, it is in the storeroom under the brown tomb. Go get it, I will nail down the dragons exact location and see about hexing his meds too. What do you want in the way of weapons?
Nastydramus: Oh, the usual when dealing with reds; Sword, axe, shield, fire extinguisher.
Master Arcturus: I have a couple of those new fire extinguisher bombs; no one that I know of has tried them on dragons though. If only you could get it down his throat.
Nastydramus: Get him to roar at me, and I will. Toasty roasty, hehehe.
Master Arcturus: From my sources he might squeak at you, roar is out of the question. Ok, I got the hex in on his meds so that he will be even less alert when you get to him.
Nastydramus: Hmm... what aren't you telling me. You're making this easy.
Master Arcturus: Pick up the weapons out of the locker just outside of the door, before you leave the yard. There is this chore that I need you to do, but you really need to be able to fly.
Nastydramus: ....
Nastydramus: Right, then, off to me death.
Master Arcturus: Holler when you get back and I will put in your new eyes. Remember to leave the weapons outside of the door.
Nastydramus: Wait, wait...
Nastydramus: You're going to put them in while I'm awake, right?
Master Arcturus: The door guardian will not let you in the compound with weapons. If you want to be awake, ok.
Nastydramus: 'Course I want! I don't know why you keep puttin' me to sleep!
Master Arcturus: Cause you wiggle when I am attempting to do delicate work and eyes are delicate.
Nastydramus: ... I want to watch.
Master Arcturus: One at a time then, ok, this time your mods will happen while you are awake.