Monster and Master - Dating Chapter 6

Chapter 6

        **Nastydramus: gets back from castle with box**

       Master Arcturus chortles with glee and feeds Nastydramus to the gills with Komodo dragon and crude and disappears into his "inner sanctum" for a week or so. when he comes out again he looks sleeker and more satisfied than ever.

Master Arcturus: so what kind of shape is Nastydramus in this time?

        Nastydramus: Well, he hasn't lost an extremity...

        Master Arcturus: kewl

        Nastydramus: A few scrapes and burns, other wise...

        Master Arcturus: What kind of upgrade does he want?

        Nastydramus: He's brought a gryphon eye.

        Master Arcturus: We can do that.

        Nastydramus: Long range vision.

        Nastydramus: Oh, and if they can be combined..?

        Master Arcturus: Probably or we could just go with the heroes body.

        Nastydramus: Sweet. Long range infra-vision, and all that.

        Master Arcturus: I will see what all I can arrange, not total invulnerability but close, true flight.

        Nastydramus: Nigh invulnerability?

        Master Arcturus: No wings needed, superfast healing and such..

Nastydramus: Yew gots them thar needs, Master?

          Master Arcturus: yar, a nap

        Nastydramus: I can't buy you a nap...

        Master Arcturus: awww, I thought you had all these sources

        Nastydramus: My nap source moved away, but I know a guy who knows a guy who can get me a  rubber mallet...

        Master Arcturus: I prefer sand-bags

        Master Arcturus: they do not bruise as badly

        Nastydramus: Depends on the size of the sand back, the size of the hooks, and whether or not the skin under the subject's eyes is tough...

        Master Arcturus: wow

        Master Arcturus: had not considered those issues

        Nastydramus: These are the things you have to think of. Otherwise, you could lose face. HAH! I slay me!

        Master Arcturus: my only concern has been rather or not to soak the sand in beeswax. -get in line

        Nastydramus: Huh-uh, that line's too long, and I get priority via knowing the killee longer.

        Master Arcturus: uh-huh, as if that is a pre-requisite for a in line cut it will still take the usual bribes..

        Nastydramus: Three greasy over ripe dead weasels and a six pack of read bull?

        Master Arcturus: remember the terminal bribe.. one freshly bound human female of an age no less than 30 and no more than 35 fair of face and figure..

        Nastydramus: At least they dropped the "must be virgin" pre requisite... those were impossible to find.

        Master Arcturus: yah hard enough to bind the fair of face and figure, they usually have a protector or 4 hanging around

        Nastydramus: You call that a problem I call that goooood tiiiiimes.

        Master Arcturus: you are not getting enough fresh bone marrow in your diet again

        Nastydramus: If she has protectors, I have a decent supply of fresh marrow, don't I?

        Master Arcturus: true, but then the fair creature runs while you are feasting

        Nastydramus: You insult me, sir. I'd tie her up BEFORE I started feasting. The worst that would happen is she'd have a raw throat from the screaming, and who wants a slave girl who screams a lot?

        Master Arcturus: No insult intended, it is just that I have seen you around fresh food, you tend to get distracted.. and I like the screamers..

        Master Arcturus: kinda musical like..