Monster and Master the beginning

Nastydramus: and Master Arcturus: - Da Ducks and others

Master Arcturus: Arcturus: : lord love a green duck...

Nastydramus: :

Just a green duck? What about the brown ducks, or the white ducks? Or the mottled ones?

Master Arcturus: nope.. just the green ones

Master Arcturus: not yet ripe ducks

Nastydramus: Are you Duckist?

Master Arcturus: Duckatologiest

Master Arcturus: I have a Phd in Duckology

Nastydramus:I meant duckist. Like racist, only with ducks.

Master Arcturus: no no no, not a duckist, a green duck connoisseur

Nastydramus: I see.

Nastydramus: So why must the Lord love a green duck?

Master Arcturus: iffin he don't, then it won't ripen to be a golden duck..

Nastydramus: Ah. I thought it was a euphemism for something of a complaint.

Master Arcturus: Noooo

Master Arcturus: The proper green duck turns into a golden duck after 80,000 miles

Nastydramus: Walking or flying?

Master Arcturus: waddling..

Nastydramus: Mmm/.... Tough evolution

Master Arcturus: most green ducks wind up eaten..

Master Arcturus: this is a progressive, forward moving green duck

Nastydramus: Looks like it's close to gold.

Master Arcturus: headed that way..

Master Arcturus: May become a real "Pecunia Avis" someday..

Nastydramus: Watch your language!

Master Arcturus: grin,,,

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Nastydramus: THEEEEEE HILLS ARE ALLIIIIIIVE, With the sounds of moooorteeeeers... Incidiary rooounnds, anti-armor rounds toooooooo

Master Arcturus: are you scrounging for silver nitrate again? I keep telling you that is bad for your teeth..

Nastydramus: Actually, I need sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate in great quantities.

Master Arcturus: Are you trying to barf fire again?

Nastydramus: Nooo, that would require napalm. I want to be able to fire watermelon seeds out of my mouth at a very high velocity.

Master Arcturus: And the compressed nitrogen isn't good enough?

Nastydramus: It doesn't give that muzzle flash that looks so neat.

Master Arcturus: So we are posing for the cameras again are we?

Nastydramus: If I'm going to be filmed, I might as well be filmed in a way that is both compelling and frightening to the masses.

Master Arcturus: Hmmm,, so what do I get for obtaining these exotic meals for you? a supporting role? percentage of the profit?

Nastydramus: Producer's credit and 10% of the box office.

Nastydramus: 15% of the international, too.

Master Arcturus: Ok, deal

Master Arcturus: What tonnage of each do you need

Nastydramus: I'll have my people call your people.My people is an imp that likes to dance in open flames, is that a problem?

Master Arcturus: Igor wants to know if you have any aversion to nitrates from bat guano and Igor likes flame imps, with breakfast.

Nastydramus: Do not let Igor eat my people.

Master Arcturus: I will tellem..

Nastydramus: And, no, as long as it's potassium nitrate, I don't care where it comes from. If he tries to get me ammonium nitrate, he will be beheaded and hung as an example for the others. Or, you know, yelled at until he gets me the right thing.

Nastydramus: It MUST be KNO3, not NH4NO3.

Master Arcturus: I will tell him that you want the white not the faintly pink

Nastydramus: I'm going to set it on fire, so I don't think the color matters explicitly.

Master Arcturus: The type dictates the color

Nastydramus: I see.

Master Arcturus: If it is faintly pink it is ammonium nitrate

Nastydramus: Then I want the white.

Master Arcturus: White it is.