Monster and Master BBQ

Nastydramus:
Needs today?
Master Arcturus [9:32 AM]:
lemme think
Master Arcturus [9:33 AM]:
I was considering having a small gathering here this weekend, just a few close friends,, thought I might send you after some griffins and hobgoblins to bbq..
Nastydramus[9:34 AM]:
Might I suggest harpies as well? I hear Buffalo Harpy Wings are excellent
Master Arcturus [9:35 AM]:
That is a good idea. I figure about 300 each, the Yeti are coming and you know how they eat..
Nastydramus[9:36 AM]:
I'm not cleaning up this time.
Master Arcturus [9:36 AM]:
No, after the whining last time, I hired cleaners
Nastydramus[9:36 AM]:
I told you that was Igor .
Master Arcturus [9:37 AM]:
yah, you told me
Master Arcturus [9:38 AM]:
I got the Amazon Parana Squad
Nastydramus[9:38 AM]:
Oh, they're good; they can skeletonize a room in less than two minutes you know.
Master Arcturus [9:38 AM]:
yah
Master Arcturus [9:39 AM]:
I figured it was worth the "bennies" to get them, just so you and Igor would not have to move for a couple days after a really big feast
Nastydramus[9:39 AM]:
I'll remind Igor to grovel appropriately.
Master Arcturus [9:41 AM]:
Just locate those "double-hearts" I keep hearing about and I will have a feast with just you present to enjoy the goodies, and I will provide some of the new habanera bbq sauce.
Nastydramus[9:41 AM]:
Stop it, you're making me drool!
Master Arcturus [9:41 AM]:
put asbestos bib on then...you keep pitting the stone floor
Nastydramus[9:42 AM]:
Bib's not going to stop that... the asbestos isn't absorbent. And my skin's impervious.
Master Arcturus [9:43 AM]:
We got to figure out how to stop replacing the floor, onyx is expensive
Nastydramus[9:43 AM]:
*sigh* I'm going to regret this... you DID put in the healing factor, right?
Master Arcturus [9:43 AM]:
yeppers
Nastydramus[9:44 AM]:
*groan* You can make a coating... out of my flesh... ><
Master Arcturus [9:44 AM]:
Naw, I thought of that, wont work, even with rapid regrowth and good earplugs. You and Igor together would take too long to cover the floor
Master Arcturus [9:46 AM]:
I think the best bet is to give you and Igor access to the abyss lab again
Master Arcturus [9:46 AM]:
you two together do pretty good work and I will find you some pretties to play with and some love potions
Nastydramus[9:48 AM]:
You know, with the superhero's body, I don't need the potions so much.
Master Arcturus [9:49 AM]:
There is still Igor
Nastydramus[9:49 AM]:
True
Nastydramus[9:49 AM]:
Will there be any other needs?
Master Arcturus [9:49 AM]:
no
Master Arcturus [9:50 AM]:
I haff bbq
Master Arcturus [9:50 AM]:
drinkies
Nastydramus[9:50 AM]:
OK
Master Arcturus [9:50 AM]:
and way too much to do