Chapter 4
**And he's off to kill the dragon - 2
hours later and...**
Master Arcturus: OK, you are a little
more beat up than normal, what went wrong?
Nastydramus: You said he was sick.
Master Arcturus: He was.
Nastydramus: Got better.
Master Arcturus: Oooo, that is bad, did
you harvest the stuff?
Nastydramus: Oh, and I kind of killed
your guards in a fit of rage. But the good news is, I got his heart, too.
Master Arcturus: Well then, that is all
to the good, yah. You want a dragon heart, or do you intend to eat it?
Nastydramus: The heart's to make up for
the guards. I don't want hearts; hearts are your thing; aren't they?
Master Arcturus: One of them. But you
got the wings, eyes and claws ya?
Nastydramus: Yeah, about that...When
you buy wings from these guys, there's a central motor thingy, isn't there?
Master Arcturus: Naw, it is installed
into your system, the motor thingy is to put up force field to keep out dust.
Nastydramus: So, ripping them right out
wasn't a bad thing to do..?
Master Arcturus: Naw that is standard removal
policy.
Nastydramus: Huh. Then I got it all,
the thing only had one eye, though.
Master Arcturus: Which is why you do
not want to buy them on installment plan and renege on payment.
Nastydramus: I... yeah, that... that
makes sense. (Gosh, I'm thirsty )
Master Arcturus: I put a gallon keg of
crude in the eating area with the Komodo
dragon, go eat. I will get the wands and crystals to put your new
equipment in.
Nastydramus: Right then.
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