Monster and
Master - BBQ
Nastydramus: Needs today?
Master Arcturus: lemme think
Master Arcturus: I was considering having a small gathering here this weekend, just a few close friends thought I might send you after some griffins and hobgoblins to BBQ.
Nastydramus: Might I suggest harpies as well? I hear Buffalo Harpy Wings are excellent
Master Arcturus: that is a good idea. I figure about 300 each, the Yeti are coming and you know how they eat..
Nastydramus: I'm not cleaning up this time.
Master Arcturus: No, after the whining last time, I hired cleaners
Nastydramus: I told you that was Igor.
Master Arcturus: yah, you told me
Master Arcturus: I got the Amazon Parana Squad
Nastydramus: Oh, they're good; they can skeletonize a room in under two minutes you know.
Master Arcturus: yah
Master Arcturus: I figured it was worth the "bennies" to get them, just so you and Igor would not have to move for a couple days after a really big feast
Nastydramus: Needs today?
Master Arcturus: lemme think
Master Arcturus: I was considering having a small gathering here this weekend, just a few close friends thought I might send you after some griffins and hobgoblins to BBQ.
Nastydramus: Might I suggest harpies as well? I hear Buffalo Harpy Wings are excellent
Master Arcturus: that is a good idea. I figure about 300 each, the Yeti are coming and you know how they eat..
Nastydramus: I'm not cleaning up this time.
Master Arcturus: No, after the whining last time, I hired cleaners
Nastydramus: I told you that was Igor.
Master Arcturus: yah, you told me
Master Arcturus: I got the Amazon Parana Squad
Nastydramus: Oh, they're good; they can skeletonize a room in under two minutes you know.
Master Arcturus: yah
Master Arcturus: I figured it was worth the "bennies" to get them, just so you and Igor would not have to move for a couple days after a really big feast
Nastydramus: I'll
remind Igor to grovel appropriately.
Master Arcturus: Just locate those "double-hearts" I keep hearing about and I will have a feast with just you present to enjoy the goodies, and I will provide some of the new habanera bbq sauce.
Nastydramus: Stop it, you're making me drool!
Master Arcturus: put an asbestos bib on then...you keep pitting the stone floor
Master Arcturus: Just locate those "double-hearts" I keep hearing about and I will have a feast with just you present to enjoy the goodies, and I will provide some of the new habanera bbq sauce.
Nastydramus: Stop it, you're making me drool!
Master Arcturus: put an asbestos bib on then...you keep pitting the stone floor
Nastydramus: Bib's
not going to stop that... the asbestos isn't absorbent. And my skin's
impervious.
Master Arcturus: we got to figure out how to stop replacing the floor, onyx is expensive
Master Arcturus: we got to figure out how to stop replacing the floor, onyx is expensive
Nastydramus: *sigh*
I'm going to regret this... you DID put in the healing factor, right?
Master Arcturus: yeppers
Nastydramus: *groan* You can make a coating... out of my flesh... ><
Master Arcturus: Naw, I thought of that, wont work, even with rapid regrowth and good earplugs. You and Igor together would take too long to cover the floor
Master Arcturus: I think the best bet is to give you and Igor access to the abyss lab again
Master Arcturus: you two together do pretty good work
Master Arcturus: and I will find you some pretties to play with and some love potions
Master Arcturus: yeppers
Nastydramus: *groan* You can make a coating... out of my flesh... ><
Master Arcturus: Naw, I thought of that, wont work, even with rapid regrowth and good earplugs. You and Igor together would take too long to cover the floor
Master Arcturus: I think the best bet is to give you and Igor access to the abyss lab again
Master Arcturus: you two together do pretty good work
Master Arcturus: and I will find you some pretties to play with and some love potions
Nastydramus: You
know, with the superhero's body, I don't need the potions so much.
Master
Arcturus: there is still IgorNastydramus: True
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