Tripping

Master Arcturus: 12:27 PM

tripped over my  own tongue 

Nastydramus: 12:27 PM

You should shorten it.

Master Arcturus: 12:28 PM

Do you remember what the goddess did the last time i made unauthorized modifications to "her greatest creation"?  

Nastydramus: 12:28 PM

Which time?

You really have a hard time learning.

Master Arcturus: 12:28 PM

the last time

Nastydramus: 12:28 PM

EVERY time is supposed to be "the last time".

Master Arcturus: 12:30 PM

do you really want to have to WALK out of the frozen back side of ***heck*** with 3x normal gravity and that ditzy fruit bat trying to make time with you- all for one paticular snow flake for the offering?

Nastydramus: 12:31 PM

That was you. I distinctly remember she forbade you from sending minions to do your work.

Master Arcturus: 12:31 PM

i think i will stick with begging for her to make the changes, at least i am down to only 2 tongues, talking is much easier

now if i could get it down to one and that one in my mouth

Nastydramus: 12:31 PM

Listening not so much.

Master Arcturus: 12:32 PM

talking through my nose tickles and makes me sneeze

Nastydramus: 12:33 PM

And that's so fun to watch I'm smiling now.

Master Arcturus: 12:33 PM

humph

Nastydramus: 12:34 PM

Hey, remember that one time she put all your teeth on the OUTSIDE of your mouth?

Master Arcturus: 12:34 PM

shudder, oh i remember

Nastydramus: 12:35 PM

Pureed weasels for at least a year...

Master Arcturus: 12:35 PM

i were on a liquid diet FOR ever

Nastydramus: 12:35 PM

Good times. Gooood times.

Master Arcturus: 12:36 PM

The goddess requested a blond weasel with 6 legs ... today! go get it

Nastydramus: 12:37 PM

Is this a punishment for you? Because if it is, you know I'm not allowed to help.

Master Arcturus: 12:37 PM

nope, just somthing for her new "friend"

Nastydramus: 12:39 PM

Ahhh.

Right, then, I'm off.

Master Arcturus: 12:45 PM

when you get back, i have the wrapping paper for the weasel, "SHE" requested YOU deliver it to her "friend".. and, she sent a map

Master Arcturus: 1:06 PM

we will need to do the body up grade first-- i will not send a conflicted minion into the Dark Elves slave holdings, you would get a real headache.. have Igor wake me when you return