Sunday, January 8, 2012

the room with the pentagram and the green mushroom beds


Nastydramus: 1:38 PM
Igor, Wake the Master. Gently. Or I'll step on you. I'll rip out your eyes through your nose and leave them dangling there. And then I'll get violent.
Master Arcturus: 1:43 PM
Igor was sniggering when he woke me, did you tell him really nasty joke?
Nastydramus: 1:43 PM
I gave him a thrilling mental image. He'll likely dream on it tonight and improve on it tomorrow.
Master Arcturus: 1:44 PM
heh
well do you have the blood and the weasel?
Nastydramus: 1:45 PM
I'm back, aren't I?
Master Arcturus: 1:47 PM
ok, gimme the blood, put the weasel in one of the holding pens and meet us in the sub,sub,sub,sub, sub basement-- the room with the pentagram and the green mushroom beds
Nastydramus: 1:47 PM
Ugh. Right then
Master Arcturus: 1:49 PM
Master quickly prepares the spell and the interlocking trap spells and the loyality spell and the transfer spell and the stunned stoned spell and others and teleports to the pentagram room
Nastydramus: 1:50 PM
This should be fun
Master Arcturus: 1:50 PM
Heh, how long has it been since we gave you a new body... 3 months?
Nastydramus: 1:51 PM
I got the Super Hero last year.
Master Arcturus: 1:52 PM
ahh
way too long
Nastydramus: 1:52 PM
But I'm not surprised you forgot, you did spend time with the Goddess and that always messes with your time sense.
Master Arcturus: 1:54 PM
among other things
Nastydramus: 1:55 PM
I was trying to spare you the memory.
Master Arcturus: 1:56 PM
Ok, go lay down on the mattress in the middle- (you hear the turbines power up - and lightening starts to chase around the ceiling).
Nastydramus: 1:56 PM
Nap time.
Master Arcturus: 1:57 PM
yes, and when you awaken you will have a nice new bod that will not urge you to do silly 'good' things..
Nastydramus: 1:59 PM
I wonder.
Master Arcturus: 2:00 PM
Master prepares an extra "good erase" spell
Nastydramus: 2:00 PM
Remember when you took me out of the orangutan's body? I still crave the odd grub, you know.
Master Arcturus: 2:01 PM
oh, ya, but we can work on that, give you a grub if needed, these impulses to do the good deeds should go away after my, super erase the good the whole good and all of the good spell, and the evil corruption of all souls potion
Nastydramus: 2:04 PM
ALl right, then, but if I ever pet a kitten, it's your fault.
Master Arcturus: 2:06 PM
the only way you will pet a kitten after this is to lure its litter-mates close enough to nab..
Nastydramus: 2:08 PM
I remain skeptical.
Master Arcturus: 2:33 PM
ok, nighty night... KERZAP... SSSZZZZZKKKKPTsssssssss
wakey wakey

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